lunes, 22 de octubre de 2012

chistes, chistes

-¿En que se parece un elefante a una cama?
En que el elefante es un paquidermo y la cama es “pakiduermas”


-¿En que se parece un panadero a una pistola? En que los dos hacen !PAN


-¿Por qué cuando los buzos entran al mar se tiran hacia atrás?
 Porque si se tiran hacia adelante caen dentro del barco.


-¿En que se parece un luchador argentino a una vaca?
En que la vaca da leche y el luchador dice dale che.

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